Lets go back a few years. About six I believe. We had just adopted our first pet ferret, Serg. He was still a baby and had not yet developed all of his adult teeth yet. They don't make canned ferret food, so you have to take the dry food and soak it in water until it is nice and mushy. I normally prepared it a plastic cup before dumping it into the food dish. It was a Saturday morning, the kids are awake and eating breakfast in the kitchen and I've just finished preparing the ferret food. I grab my cup of juice just to get a nice mouth full of ... well, yuck. I had grabbed the wrong cup. I immediatley start to gag.
Me: Oh gross! I just drank the ferret food by mistake!
6 year old David: This is the greatest day of my life! I've never seen my mom throw up before!
Have you ever tried to not throw up and laugh at the same time? Yeah, I hope you had better luck with that than I did.
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