Mr. Winky

Journey and I are in the living room listening to David make his normal fighting noises in the bathroom. Once David finally comes out ...
Journey: Hey, David, who were you fighting in there?
David: A doppelganger!
Me: He was fighting Mr. Winky.
Journey: Who's Mr. Winky?
David: I kicked his furry little butt!
Me: Did you now?
David: Yes I did.
Journey: I heard Mr. Winky is funny looking!

(I have no words for how badly I wanted to laugh during this exchange.)
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Journey and I go to pick up Mark at the Tampa International Airport. Journey is looking over the top of the parking garage wall and sees the hotel next to us. From the angle we're at we're at we can only see parts of the swimming pool giving the illusion of it being heart-shaped.
Journey: Yay a pool! I want to go there! Oh wait, I can't go to that hotel.
Me: Why not?
Journey: Because it has a heart-shaped pool. I'm a little girl and I'm not supposed to go to places that have heart-shaped pools.
Me: Don't ever change.

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Our waitress asked the table next to us at Applebee's if they'd like another pitcher (of beer). Journey turns to me and says "Mommy, can we get a picture, too?"